Anyone got any BRAINTEASERS??

[Len01182001]

I have some!

1.) A car is driving down the road, and there's a dog in the middle of the street. There is no headlights, and no streetlights, but the car misses the dog competely. How is this possible?

2.) A women and a child walk into a bank. The women finishes banking and she leaves with the child. The secretary says to the other secretary, "That was my daughter!" How can this be?