This is the story of wheatzel: One day i went to the dog park with my dog. WHen we left, my dog ran into the bushes, and a REALLY skinny cat ran out with her kitten. I took the cats home. Now the really skinny mother cat eats all the time and i really fat, and her kitten is a big cat. The cat once stuck her head into a bag of whole wheat pretzels so we named her wheatzel. The kitten is named Wham, and he likes to chase gumballs and cllimb up the wall. Wham is a nice cat and now one of my other cats, Declan has a friend, and he never did before. Wheatzel i a really nice cat and she purrs a lot and loves being petted. But she does fart ALOT.
THAT IS WHERE I GOT THE USER NAME WHATZEL!