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#31
05-12-2007, 05:20 PM
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ok here are somore of my jokes....
1. ok there was this blondey that went it to a pawn shop and asked the peorson at the front desk and asked if she could buy that tv? and the person said i do not sell to blondes....so she went home and died her hair brown...and went back to the pawn shop and asked can i buy that tv??? and the person said i do not sell to blonded....so she went home again and died her hair red....and went back to the pawn shop and asked can i buy that tv....and the person said i do not sell to blondes...the girl said how do you know i am blonde......the person says because that is not a tv...it is a mirocwave ok here is another one 2. ok there are five people on a plane, one person the smartest person i n the word. second person is the richest person in the world. , and the last two are a son and his dad. ok there plane wass going down and they only had 3 parachutes... so the richest man the world said that i should have the first parachute so he takes one..the smartest person in the world says i should have the second parachute so he takes one...the dad said to his son you can take the last one...tge son says why...and the dad said of course there is only one parachute left...the son sayd no there is not there are two...the dad said what...the son says that the smartest person in the world took my back pack.... ha ha were those funny or what???? lol hope you enjoy them Olivia 
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#32
05-13-2007, 01:30 PM
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Lips zipped!!
okay heres one, it's not that gd tho
Q: Why was the baby ant confused? GUESS!!I won't tell you until somebody is really close... I mean REALLY close!  Madison Last edited by Cutechix : 05-13-2007 at 01:31 PM. Reason: Wrong joke
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#33
05-18-2007, 04:33 PM
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I got a joke!
Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch Guess! I will tell you if you get close! Why do birds fly south for the winter? Guess! This one someone has got to get!
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#34
05-18-2007, 04:51 PM
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Ah just tell us please!!
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#35
05-18-2007, 04:54 PM
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#36
05-18-2007, 05:44 PM
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A duck walks into a barber shop and asks, "Got any duck food?"
The barber replied, "No." The duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any duck food?" The barber replied,"No!" The third day the duck walked in and asked, "Got any duck food?" Finally, the barber said, "NO! And if you ask me one more time, I'll nail your foot to the floor!" So the next day the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?" The barber replied, "No." "Got any duck food?"
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#37
05-18-2007, 05:48 PM
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Six mice die and go to heaven. When they get there, God said:
"You've been good mice. I'll give you anything you want." The mice said, "Well, we'd really like some roller-skates." So God gave them some roller-skates. Then a cat dies and goes to heaven. God said: "You've been a good cat. I'll give you anything you want." The cat replied, "A pillow would be nice--oh yeah, thanks for the Meals-On-Wheels."
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#38
05-18-2007, 05:49 PM
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#39
05-19-2007, 10:09 PM
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lol funny joke
Why did Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??
FO' DRIZZEL!!
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